I have been ragging on OkCupid feminism before, but I turned to plenty of fish…and my god its pretty bad over there too, I went through about 2 profiles before I found this gem:
Her tagline? “I DONT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!”
Complete with a hambeast pic holding a low-end Remington shotgun.
“Hey my name is Mary. First off I’d like to say I’m a boss!”
EK- Hey, at least she said hi first, before her demands were placed…
“Im pretty sassy and I am stubborn its fun.”
EK- No, that is never fun.
“I work doing in home care.”
EK- So you do shit. Nice incomplete sentence btw.
“I am loud and crazy if you don’t like loud people u don’t want to chill with me. I am sarcastic and can be mean.”
EK-So…basically you have no good points listed in this sentence…
“I am a vegetarian been going strong for a while lol no bad grammar please it’s a turn off!”
EK-My god…how can you be so stupid? You make a claim about grammar bothering you, and the SENTENCE IT IS IN IS FUCKED UP.
“Please don’t message me if you spell like a 6th grader. ummmm want to know more message me 🙂 well unless your old then don’t message me I am only 21!”
EK-Yes, do you realize your own hypocrisy you fat bitch?
“OH HEY!!! So if I don’t respond to your first second third or even fourth message obviously I’m not interested dude. Don’t take it personally and call me a kunt 🙂 and if your shorter then 5″11 your disqualified don’t message me hahah k thanks!”
EK-Kunt hahah never seen it spelled that way, I actually suspect she may think that’s how its spelled.
“I LOVE WHITE BOYS! Soooo if your white then heyyyy! Not being racist it’s just what I’m attracted too!”
EK-At least she is honest about liking white guys, barring her ego rationalization, excluding her fucked up grammar and spelling, I am pretty sure 6th graders are at least supposed to know ‘too’ vs ‘to’.
Here is a good summary, and she writes it herself: