I havent trolled okc in a while, but I came across one girls profile I just could not believe how steeped in feminism it was. Allow me, Erudite Knight to translate this for you, both what she says, and how a guy who gets it interprets it.
To sum up, I am self-sufficient and independent and happy, so I’m just looking for a nice cherry-on-top addition in the form of a guy who also has his own act together. Friends of mine have told me that I’d be less single if I were less smart, or at least pretended to be, but I’ve been refusing that notion my whole life. If you’re scared of a lady with brains, I’m not for you. Also, you should grow a pair.
Girl: First sentence: ‘I’m a woman, hear me roar! Oh, and with following feminist doctrine, I know men are disposable.’ 2nd: ‘I am really vain, and I am going to be way smarter than you, because well I am just so great, guys cant compare’3rd: ‘Im smarter than you, I hope you realize that before you grovel at my feet’ 4th: ‘Btw, I want an emasculated man…but please MAN UP!’
As a guy: 1st: ‘Wow, what a typical feminist bitch. You are so ‘great’ and individual like all the others right? Why the fuck would I want to contact you just to be your cherry on top?’ 2nd: ‘Sounds like you are pretty fucking stupid, do you think any guy is going to be amazed “well shit, her friends tell her she is hot, she must be a god damn GEN-NI-ASS!” Maybe if I meet her and she is really stupid she is just “pretending” to be so she can meet a guy.
3rd: ‘I got news for you, people who TRULY have skills, looks, intelligence do NOT have to brag or especially do these backdoor brags. Yo, hey girl, my friends tell me if my body wasn’t as chisled as it is, and if I wasnt as badass as I am normal humans might approach me.’ 4th: ‘Why, exactly, should I be growing a pair here? Because you want a guy in some sort of near-slave capacity, and if I dare complain about it its because I am not “man” enough? Why you don’t grow some breasts?’
In her ‘Im really good at:’ section:
Seriously, if you message me with zero punctuation or the wrong to/too/two, I will be physically unable to respond to you. I’ll be too busy having an aneurysm.
Girl: ‘Never mind this is about you, I am just so damn good at punctuation, and looking for any excuse to disqualify the endless horde of guys I am going to get emails from. But if some alpha really woos me, I’ll still take the dick even if all he ever texts back is “Lollzzz!!!zz”‘
Guy: ‘Uh, what the fuck bitch, this is what you are good at and you are making ANOTHER requirement to meet to be worthy of you? Thanks for letting me know you’d just be another stress if I even bothered contacting you’
You should message me if:
you think you can keep up.
if you just think I might be kinda cool.
Girl: ‘In case you need one more reminder, I am really badass. Like my fellow feminists, I am way better than a guy, I estimate about 1 in 10,000 guys is even close to me. Did you like that final flash of wit? Of course I am kind of cool.’
Guy: ‘Not interested.’